The Vilnius Institute of Pataphysics
Have fun in Lithuanian
To 'Have fun in Lithuania' is said to a male who will be visiting Lithuania in the future. It implies the subscript of an avalanche of sexual advances towards this visiting foreign male. It implies the index that Lithuanian women are blood curdling man-eaters, who lie in wait to trap unsuspecting foreign men. Usually 'have fun in Lithuania' is accompanied with a (wink) by the person that says it. It currently stands as a euphemism only used by Lithuania males to other males outside of the Baltic triangle. It also acts as a warning to the incoming foreign male, that what may start as a weekend getaway away, may end up with the foreign male being locked into a long term relationship and looking after a woman's non distinguishable breed of dog. In some extreme cases it leads to the male forgoing there past life and living permanently with the Lithuanian woman and her mother.
What does this say about the pool of Lithuanian men or the motives of Lithuanian women, one can't say…I can only say, "have fun in Lithuania".